You Know You Need Game When…

…you approach a girl, she looks at you and you turn around and walk away.

…you refuse a girl grinding on you because you don’t know the steps.

…you buy a girl a drink.

…you buy a girl’s friends drinks.

…you buy a girl’s boyfriend a drink.

…you only message older women on dating sites because you think it’ll be easier.

…you get jealous when a girl says she hasn’t had sex in X number of month to you (true story).

…you watch porn, on your phone, in a bar.

…you hit on your middle-aged mom neighbor.

…you hit on your middle-aged mom neighbor’s mother.

…you message every girl you knew in high school hoping one will say “I always wanted to ask you out!”

…you seriously contemplate an escort service.

…you call up your favorite female high school teacher hoping she got divorced.

And you really know when you need game when…

…you make out with a guy’s girlfriend, then kiss him so he doesn’t feel left out (true story, but not mine).

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6 responses to “You Know You Need Game When…

  1. “you refuse a girl grinding on you because you don’t know the steps.”

    Actually, if the grinding girl really likes you, and you do it humorously, this one could actually be pretty ‘good game.’ Think about it. Cheers.

  2. …you make out with a guy’s girlfriend, then kiss him so he doesn’t feel left out (true story, but not mine).

    Actually, wouldn’t that be (if done right) AMOG-gold? Just so NONE of the GIRLS feel left out…?
    Might need balls the size of boulders to pull it off, but hey… Subs have their uses. ;-)

    • You would need to have perfect timing otherwise, it puts you in the position of an ex’s ex, who did that at a party after getting hot and heavy with a dude’s girlfriend. That was pure placation.

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